Cris P. Dick

""Go to Hell. Shoutout to WikiFeet. Number 1, WAPISH. That's awesome.""

- Cris P. to everyone in VC

Cris P. Dick (Dr. Dick), born Cristiano Poggers Dickson (クリスティアーノポガーズディクソン Kurisutiāno Pogāzu Dikuson ), is the main anti-hero of the Green Dolphin Street Prison Discord. Cris is a male who originally joined the server in hopes of meeting new people to talk to about the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure franchise. As time went on, Cris had acquired friendships with a good majority of the server's active population until he met Muzan Kibutsuji and Strider Leonn in July of 2019 and ultimately went on to be a huge factor in the The September 29th Incident leading to his leave from the server for a while, citing deep regret in his actions. He returned to the server in December of 2019 in hopes of reconciling with his friends and since then, has become one of the server's biggest icons.

Before Gangstars
Growing up, Cris P. Dick was a very eccentric, social and joyful child who loved the world around him especially since he was the baby of the family. He was an active boy who had found himself some good friends to hangout with and to enjoy life with. One of these friends would be the one who introduced a show known as 'Dragon Ball Z Kai' to him and this was what started his love for anime and Japanese media which would grow fonder as time went on. In the summer of 2015, Cris P. would be introduced to the world of professional wrestling and it amazed him what all those people on television and the internet could do. As years went on, Cris P. would find his love of pro wrestling increase and it led to him wanting to become one when he was older. In the fall of 2016, Cris P. was chatting with his friends when one of them introduced the social media app known as Discord to him and while at the time, he did not use it or even acknowledge it, this app would soon become very important in his future. On September 29 2018, Cris P. would find himself using the app as a popular news forum for the game series, 'Kingdom Hearts' and he decided to join it out of boredom and it was there where he found a link to another discord server named 'Kingdom Marluxia' and this would be the server that would make him very active on the app. On this server, Cris P. would meet a bunch of people who welcomed him into their community and would soon become some of his greatest friends, he even became a mod a couple months down the line, but decided to relinquish it to give it to someone who he knew deserved it more. As of today, Cris P. still remains on that server, however it is barely alive.

Gangstars
On May 22, 2019, Cris P. Dick was surfing through instagram looking for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure accounts when he stumbled across an account named coolstandoftheday. This account housed a link in its bio for a discord server and so without following the account, he pressed the discord server link in the bio and was welcomed into the server which was named 'Gangstars'. Upon arrival, he was asked about how tall he was to which he answered and then like a new JJBA fan would, he began to spout out JoJo  references and JoJokes. Within a couple weeks, he had made himself a couple friends in fellow server mates, Lockstrq, Gang Mom, Dr. Vore, Genital Muncher, DIO, Primm, Detach, Dicker Down, Yukako Yamagishi, etc. One day after school, Cris P. was having a conversation with the server owner and Yukako Yamagishi where he brought up the topic of what would happen if a dick was stabbed by a requiem arrow, would it become dick requiem? This is where his social media name was born and over time would grow to include the honorific Dr. making him Dr. Dick Requiem.

The Three Clowns Controversy
One day, a user by the name of Three Clowns in a Trenchcoat joined the server and they seemed like an alright person to Cris P. as they had seemed like an average teenager to him through the various conversations and voice chats both were involved in. However, one day, Cris P. logged onto the server to find that two users who have long since left, had compiled evidence that had shown Three Clowns to be a truly disgusting human being. Three Clowns was banned from the server and is now known in the server today for his actions, his Enrico Pucci doll profile picture, and for being the first memorable ban of the server.

The Genital Muncher Saga
During the first two months of the server, a man by the name of Genital Muncher was a frequent throughout the server. At first, Cris and Genital Muncher were good friends with the latter alongside Gang Mom and a Swede named Lockstrq being the first on the server to ever see Cris' face.

Luka Ackermom
During his time in Gangstars, Cris P. did not interact with Noelle a lot as the latter had joined a month before the The September 29th Incident and the former would mostly interact with the group known as "The Boys" making them acquaintances. These two would have no interaction during Cris P.'s hiatus. Following his return to the newly named Green Dolphin Street Prison, the two alongside Sad Cowboy would become a trio of friends when one night in a voice call, they rated the top pornstars on Pornhub while Spike kept sighing as they did so. Throughout the year of 2020, these two friends would become close to the point of considering each other siblings and they would forage this brotherhood through VCs and Fortnite. Noelle has often helped Cris P. when he has been down and vice-versa leading to a bond that Cris P. cherishes and without it, he would not know where he would be. As of 2022, Cris P. and Noelle haven't really had a full conversation in months and it is unknown what will happen to their relationship.

Twelve Nijimura
Both had been members

Accomplishments and Titles

 * Green Dolphin Street Prison


 * GDSP Gay Anal Championship (3 times, inaugural, current)


 * Anti-Horny (2 times, current)


 * Most Feral (2020)


 * Kingdom Marluxia


 * Mod Hayner (1 time, inaugural, final)

Trivia

 * Cris P.'s favorite time to learn about in history is the 1920s through the 1930s, specifically New York during the Prohibition era.


 * He is 1/2 Filipino through his mom's side.


 * His lucky number is 88 as it represents double infinity to him.


 * His favorite wrestling promotion is New Japan Pro Wrestling while his favorite wrestlers include the likes of Shingo Takagi, Kota Ibushi, and surprisingly Danshoku Dino.


 * He has stated that if he were apart of any anime/manga cast, he would choose Baccano for how eccentric and colorful the cast is.


 * His favorite anime trope is the tournament arc and it shows as his favorite manga series is Shuumatsu no Valkyrie.


 * He has a lot of patience and concentration as shown through his staring sessions during GDSP voice calls.


 * Many have assumed that he is an atheist or agnostic, however, he is actually a polytheistic buddhist.


 * His favorite cartoon would have to be the Total Drama series to which his top five favorite characters are Cody, Noah, Tyler, Alejandro and Ezekiel.


 * Let's be honest, nobody would miss me.